QUOTES TO PONDER.....

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them." - Lily Tomlin

"As you know, Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor is stepping down. She didn’t want to resign – she just wants to make sure she’s home so nobody can seize her house." - Jay Leno

“We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.”    Winston Churchill

Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Chester Bowles - US diplomat & economist (1901 - 1986)

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Richard M. Nixon (1913 - 1994)